Chainsaw
Let off steam with this fun stress-buster. Put a chainsaw to all your ills right now!
The best chainsaw anywhere on iPhone, you can cut up snowmen, food, trees the lot.
Real responsive simulation of a Chainsaw with Physics, Vibrations and Sparks.
**REVIEWS**
“I like to Chainsaw the sprouts, blleeeeerrrggghh horrid things!!”
“I’m a DIY nut, but when we have the family over for Christmas I’m told I can’t get out my chainsaw and cut wood, apparently it’s “antisocial”. Well now I’m as happy as Larry all thanks to Chainsaw Christmas.”
Carving the up stuff, chopping down Christmas trees, or total carnage. Relieve the tension with a spot of Chain-sawing.
Will be enhanced with more topical cut-ups as the year goes on.
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V1.0.0 of Chainsaw includes textures based on the photos by
Tamsin Slater (mince pies)
Barbara l Hanson (sprouts)
Tuchodi (turkey)
Royal Wedding Free
Everything you need to know about the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
The essential Royal Wedding souvenir.
Discover more about Prince William and Kate Middleton and be a part of their wedding celebrations. Featuring a stunning collection of Press Association images.
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FEATURES
*GALLERY: containing a collection of intimate Press Association photos.
*ROUTE: Find out more about the route Kate Middleton took on the big day, and more details about what was planned for the wedding itself.
*FAMOUS QUOTES: Quotes from Royals and Celebrities about the wedding of the century. (Scroll through the quotes – click on the images to enlarge them and find out even more).
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UPGRADE TO UNLOCK THE FOLLOWING:
*WEDDING – Exclusive photos and commentary of the Royal Wedding.
*DRESS – Kate’s dress and what everyone else was wearing on the big day.
*GALLERY – a massive collection of intimate Press Association photos. Now contains the best photos from the Royal Wedding.
*WILLIAM: The Prince’s life story and an intimate collection of photos.
*CATHERINE: Kate’s life story and an intimate collection of photos.
*LOVE STORY: How love blossomed between Kate and William.
*RING: The fabulous ring that William gave to Kate and it’s history.
*GUESTS: Which famous guests were tipped to be at the big day?
*MORE FAMOUS QUOTES.
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Everything royal fans need to know about the wedding of the decade.
A Royal Wedding Celebration: William and Kate
Everything you need to know about the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
The essential Royal Wedding souvenir now contains the most beautiful photos from the wedding itself. From details of how the royal romance blossomed to which celebs made the guest list, this app contains everything royal fans need to know about the wedding of the decade.
The app is set out in ten entertaining and info-packed sections that look at William and Kate’s early lives, their love story, the engagement and gift of Princess Diana’s ring, what everyone was wearing, the wedding day and much more.
Scroll through the story books (click on the images to enlarge them and find out even more).
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FEATURES
**NEW SECTION**
WEDDING – Exclusive photos and commentary of the Royal Wedding.
**UPDATED**
DRESS – Now updated to include Kate’s Dress and what everyone else was wearing on the big day.
**UPDATED**
GALLERY – a massive collection of intimate Press Association photos. Now contains the best photos from the Royal Wedding.
ROUTE: Find out more about the route Kate Middleton took on the big day, and more details about what was planned for the wedding itself.
WILLIAM: The Prince’s life story and an intimate collection of photos.
CATHERINE: Kate’s life story and an intimate collection of photos.
LOVE STORY: How love blossomed between Kate and William.
RING: The fabulous ring that William gave to Kate and it’s history.
GUESTS: Which famous guests were tipped to be at the big day?
FAMOUS QUOTES: Quotes from Royals and Celebrities about the wedding of the century.
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USER QUOTES
“Love it! The wedding was beautiful, especially Kate’s dress and this app makes the perfect souvenir of a memorable day.”
“It’s great to read the story of how Kate found her prince, I wish Prince William was marrying me!”
A Royal Wedding Celebration HD
A ROYAL WEDDING CELEBRATION
From details of how the royal romance blossomed to which celebs made the guest list, Onteca’s new app contains everything royal fans need to know about the wedding of the decade.
Discover more about William and Kate and be a part of their wedding celebrations.
Featuring a stunning collection of Press Association images, it will also be updated with content after the big day with the best photos of the wedding itself.
The app is set out in nine entertaining and info-packed sections that look at William and Kate’s early lives, their love story, the engagement and gift of Princess Diana’s ring, who’s hotly tipped to design the bride’s dress and much more.
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FEATURES
*Countdown to the Royal Wedding, to the nearest second.
*Gallery: containing a massive collection of intimate Press Association photos.
Scroll through story books (and click on the images to find out more) about:
*William: The Prince’s life story and an intimate collection of photos.
*Catherine: Her life story and an intimate collection of photos.
*Love Story: How love blossomed between Kate and William.
*Ring: The fabulous ring that William gave to Kate and it’s history.
*Dress: Who’s hotly tipped to design Kate’s dress.
*Guests: Which famous guests are tipped to be at the big day?
*Famous Quotes: Quotes from Royals and Celebrities about the wedding of the century.
*Route: Find out more about the route Kate Middle will be taking on the big day, and more details about what’s planned for the wedding itself.
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Your essential guide to the big day.
User Quotes:
“Love it! I’m counting down the days to the wedding and this app has everything I need.”
“It’s great to read the story of how Kate found her prince, I wish Prince William was marrying me!”
Lindsay Lohan Star Quiz
Are you a huge fan of Lindsay Lohan or just want to know more about this Mean Girls star? Test your knowledge, learn fun facts and unlock limited edition wallpapers.
In which Disney remake did Lohan make her motion picture debut? What is the name of her character in Mean Girls? She dated the son of which legendary footballer? LINDSAY LOHAN STAR QUIZ contains these questions and many more!
** The first celebrity STAR QUIZ on the iPhone/iPod touch ** A fun trivia game all about Lindsay Lohan. **
FEATURES
* 20 levels which will keep you entertained for hours.
* Cute Lindsay character hosts the game. Can you surprise her with you knowledge?
* Rewards: 6 limited edition wallpapers for you to unlock.
* Achievements: Keep track of your achievements using Open Feint and Games Centre.
* Show friends how great your Lindsay knowledge is by sharing results on Twitter, Facebook and Email.
** Think you know LiLo? **
USER REVIEWS
Katie says “I love it! It’s so cute! Plus, I didn’t realise how much I knew about Lindsay Lohan until I played STAR QUIZ. 
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Becky says “I collected all the wallpapers and have them as my iPhone background. My friends keep asking where they can get them too!!”
Jon says “My favourite quiz app by far. I keep replaying levels to get 3 stars.”
CONTACT US
We would like to know which STAR QUIZZES you want us to make next. Email us at StarQuiz@onteca.com or join us on Facebook and Twitter:
Facebook: http://facebook.com/starquiz
Twitter: http://twitter.com/starquiz
*DISCLAIMER:
Onteca Limited and this application are not affiliated with, nor sponsored or endorsed by Lindsay Lohan or her affiliates in any way. All related intellectual property rights and trademarks are the property of their respective owners. This app is intended for educational and informational use only. While Onteca Limited has attempted to ensure the reliability of the information contained in this app, Onteca Limited does not make any representations or warranties thereof, including without limitation the accuracy or completeness of such information
3B Bumper Bot’s Box – BE WARNED:Even More Addictive Than Other Apps!
3B Bumper Bot’s Box – Most addictive game since Tetris
SO FRUSTRATINGLY ADDICTIVE THEY SHOULD MAKE A SUPPORT GROUP
Here at Onteca we are determined to make 2010 the year of the Bots. Deriving from the Monsters vs. Robots game Monsteca Corral, 3B Bumper Bot’s Box follows on the robot trend with a frustratingly addictive fast paced puzzle game.
This tongue-twisting name of a game pushes the player’s accuracy levels to the limit, firing an assortment of coloured cubes around the grid need to be intercepted. The player must think fast and act just as quick in order to get the cubes in their designated stations.
Sounds easy you may think! Hardly. 3B Bumper Bot’s Box starts you out slow gradually releasing cubes from the Robot generator, however as the speed picks up this game takes multitasking to a whole new level.
Index finger accuracy is key, colour blindness is a definite no no, and the restraint not to throw your iPhone at the wall out of frustration is a must have.
So if you can say 3B Bumper Box Bots three times fast without spitting over yourself then you are half way there to having what it takes to try this new app out.
Unfortunately at Onteca we have not been so lucky. Raincoats were at the ready in the office, one colleague suffered severe dehydration after attempting to say the name of the game 10 times in a row and another colleague’s iPhone was confiscated whilst trying to beat his highest score.
NOTE: No iPhones were hurt during the making of this game. Onteca will not be liable for any abused iPhones, damaged walls or hospitals bills for injured fingers.
A Boing Bunny Lite Easter Eggstravaganza
Eggxactly what you need
What you have been looking for this Easter. Help the Easter Bunny to deliver the eggs to all the kids.
A fun addictive action puzzle game which will appeal to all ages. Lots of levels and Easter fun.
Contains support for Open Feint.
Boing Bunny Boing – Easter Eggstravaganza
SPECIAL OFFER FOR EASTER FREE FOR 24 HOURS
Eggxactly what you have been looking for this Easter. Help the Easter Bunny to deliver the eggs to all the kids.
A fun addictive action puzzle game which will appeal to all ages. Lots of levels and Easter fun.
Contains support for Open Feint.
A Xylobone
*** HAVE A SPOOKTASTIC HALLOWEEN WITH THE ORIGINAL & ONLY XYLOBONE ON THE APP STORE ***
*** FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY ***
The Ocarina kept you entertained for a while, but now it’s time for some rib-tickling fun. Be first to own a Xylobone!!
Like a xylophone … but made of bones. It’s all the rage with one-legged pirates, zombies and phantoms of opera!
FEATURES
*Two full Octaves of musical bones.
*Added percussion ability with 6 “SKULL” bells.
*Record and playback modes.
*Play freely with full support for “slides” and multi-finger.
*Play along with your last recording.
*Premium quality Xylobone sounds!
** Essential for your Halloween party **
Keep kids and adults entertained with these funny bones!
USER REVIEWS
Carl says “It’s dead good!”
Captain Black Beard says “Avast, me hearties! Xylobone t’is a perfect addition t’any pirate’s iPad. Aye, me parrot concurs.
BE WARNED!! PLAYING THE XYLOBONE CAN BE EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE… MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
A Christmas Piano Lite
Play Christmas Piano and get Christmas presents at Christmas.
Lots of fun make tunes up with Santa, Christmas Piano contains lots of Xmas sound effects and it is possible to make great sounding tunes.